Shoutout to everyone gettin’ it in at the gym early in the morning tryna look better now than they did when they were with their ex.* I SEE YOU!**
* was about to tweet it (from the gym, duh) but didn’t want certain followers getting offended.
** even when trying to be ghetto, I’ll attempt to punctuate correctly. It’s as ghetto as I’ll allow myself to be without looking foolish. (who are we kidding, of course I look foolish) Everything in its right place.