Bossman:Hey! Welcome back! How was your flight?
Me:It was cool, you know, the usual. My neck is hurting something serious though.
Bossman:Yeah, I'm considering getting one of those pillows. I don't care how stupid I look.
Me:Uh... I can't do it. You can look dumb first and let me know how it works for you. Then maybe I'll give it a shot.
Bossman:Sure, no problem. So, how does your schedule look for the rest of today?
Me:Pretty open. I wanted to get a massage during lunch though - my neck is seriously super stiff.
Bossman:Okay, go for it. Go take care of yourself and let me know when you're back to sit in on some meetings.
Me:We have some web work to sort through before *client* gets in town, I can knock it out before lunch?
Bossman:Nah, go get a massage. Go get a $5 coffee from Urth. Take care of yourself. See ya later!